Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.


There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Only in America can a pizza get to your door faster than an ambulance.

Say the color and don't say the word:
red green purple white orange blue yellow