Why should I register?
Hmmm... Good question. No reason, really. It just makes us feel good that someone actually wants to register with us.
Oh, and don't let us forget, you get access to some special pointless content that is not available to normal users. They only get the normal pointless content =)
By the way, you don't even have to put an E-mail address to register... you just need a username and password!