Surgeon General's Warning:

Does not count as an actual food. It is best to take TASTE SENSATIONS with another food to receive the proper nutrition. May cause side affects such as heart attack, internal bleeding, influenza, coma, or death. Void where prohibited. Pregnant women over the age of 70 should not operate machinery under the influence of alcohol at night in California without the written permission of Major League Baseball. *Please also note that these are not real phone numbers, but are numbers obtained off of the rejection hotline website (rejectionhotline.com) and it is advised you do not call them. Also, please visit RabidCentipede.com   to thank them for all their hard work in making this website. - The author of the herein legal notice is unaware of any web address for Dreamwave.

RabidCentipede.com and Dreamwave have come together to bring you their newest product yet... TASTE SENSATIONS!!!!!! These wonderful new pills are absolutely nothing but delicious taste!!!! No carbs, no fat, no sugar, no guilt! Gulp down a couple of TASTE SENSATIONS whenever you want to experience anything from the rich, creamy taste of fine cheesecake to the grilled, tender taste of barbequed chicken.

TASTE SENSATIONS also work great with diets! Now whenever your diet restricts you to  fruit or tasteless vegetables, you can get the mouth-watering taste of ribs, the cheesy taste of pizza, or the luscious taste of pie a la mode whenever you want, without the guilt! You know you are just begging for these new TASTE SENSATIONS... so head over to the Products Page.

By now, you are probably wondering how we create these wonderful pills. Using a new fusion of cutting-edge technology and revolutionary new production techniques, we are able to create non-harmful chemicals that can stimulate the brain and the taste buds. Unfortunately, we aren't allowed to tell you the details publicly, because someone might steal our formula and start mass-producing these things... but if you REALLY want to know, please fill out the Feedback Page.

If your taste buds aren't begging you for the zesty taste of TASTE SENSATIONS yet, why not go and look on the News Page to read about the recent press release we have issued, filled with rants, raves, and excellent reviews from our other customers!

Contact Information

Telephone*

781-382-3478

704-264-2861

828-859-2905

Postal address

1234 Main Street, Honolulu, HI  96817

Electronic mail

Customer Support: help@rabidcentipede.com
Webmaster: webmaster@rabidcentipede.com