Surgeon General's Warning:

Does not count as an actual food. It is best to take TASTE SENSATIONS with another food to receive the proper nutrition. May cause side affects such as heart attack, internal bleeding, influenza, coma, or death. Void where prohibited. Pregnant women over the age of 70 should not operate machinery under the influence of alcohol at night in California without the written permission of Major League Baseball. *Please also note that these are not real phone numbers, but are numbers obtained off of the rejection hotline website (rejectionhotline.com) and it is advised you do not call them. Also, please visit RabidCentipede.com   to thank them for all their hard work in making this website. - The author of the herein legal notice is unaware of any web address for Dreamwave.