Taste Sensations Press Release 1

Surgeon General's Warning:

Does not count as an actual food. It is best to take TASTE SENSATIONS with another food to receive the proper nutrition. May cause side affects such as heart attack, internal bleeding, influenza, coma, or death. Void where prohibited. Pregnant women over the age of 70 should not operate machinery under the influence of alcohol at night in California without the written permission of Major League Baseball. *Please also note that these are not real phone numbers, but are numbers obtained off of the rejection hotline website (rejectionhotline.com) and it is advised you do not call them. Also, please visit RabidCentipede.com to thank them for all their hard work in making this website. - The author of the herein legal notice is unaware of any web address for Dreamwave.

We are completely sorry, we couldn't resist making a Paris Hilton quote.

Yes, most of that quote is selections of actual quotations from Paris Hilton.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

TASTE SENSATIONS Reviews

See what the public has to say about this delicious new product!

2-9-06 --

"Sometimes, my cafeteria has HORRIBLE tasting food.... but all I have to do is pop a TASTE SENSATIONS
and I can taste Macaroni and Cheese instead of the lunch lady's mystery gloop!"

-Anonymous 8th Grader

"My diet restricted me to absolutely flavorless stuff like lettuce, tofu, and the like. Then I heard about
TASTE SENSATIONS and dieting became so much easier to me! I lost 250 pounds, since I was never again
tempted to go off the diet! Thank you, TASTE SENSATIONS!!!!!!
-John Doe, lost 250 pounds in 3 weeks

"I am a mother in a very low income family, and it was always very hard for me to feed my two young children.
I could only afford things like bargain bags of day-old food from our local gas station, and needless to say, this
wasn't at all what two toddlers enjoyed eating. One day while I was bargain-hunting at the gas station, I saw a pack of
TASTE SENSATIONS and grabbed them as quickly as I could. Now, my two children are much happier, because we
can at least pretend we can afford such luxuries as cake and chicken. "
-Anonymous family

"Hi, this is like, Paris Hilton here, and I think these new TASTE SENSATIONS are totally hot! I mean, who knew
Wal-Mart sold TASTE SENSATIONS, let alone things other than walls! You should live everyday like it's your birthday,
and the easiest way to do that is to have TASTE SENSATIONS! I think RabidCentipede and Dreamwave should be
glad to have me advertise for them, since I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff. I mean, it's like
I'm an American Princess, which is so totally hot! I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard,
... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart. Oh, and by the way, I'm like totally
normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents
always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled."
-Paris Hilton, world famous.... umm... what is she good at anyway?

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